Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for October 13, 2021

Calling doctor Yaffle, calling doctor Yaffle.

The results are not good, mayo. And come down from there, Yaffle. You’re not doing anyone any good way up there!

“I heard the Mayo Clinic puts on quite a spread. “

The aides who work there have the dirty job of changing bread spreads between patients.

if the results are good it’ll be a miracle whip…

O-Hell-man, it depends on the amount, how often you use! It would be a Miracle -Whip-Ing into shape! I see Doctor Yaffle is waiting for you… high up in the wings

Dr. Yaffle oversees everything

Dr. Yaffle will be needed to check out these unusual test results. Mayonnaise at the Mayo clinic is a good one!!

I can rarely see a jar of mayonnaise without thinking about Ike. He said he fell for Mammie because she made the best mayonnaise he’d ever tasted.

They are going to make you go “low fat”.

I think Dr. Yaffle snuck out for a smoke break.

I personally prefer Webber’s Horseradish Mustard on everything. Don’t even keep ketchup in the house. And a very small jar of Miracle Whip.