Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 22, 2021

NO! All that metal will start a fire. Fire bad!

You should use the autosense probe so it will stop when he is done.

One in the (microwave)oven, huh?

I wouldn’t want to visit his lunch room.

What a blow to society!!!

Take out those metal neck bolts first!

The ZAP of a lifetime! 4 seconds tops….

[sound of buttons being pushed]

[sound of microwave oven running]

Igor: Why do I smell bacon?

Might as well include some Orville popcorn.

Monster: “Whoa, I’m baked!”

Sounds like the specs of a old car to reach top speed.

Please tell me the heart you inserted wasn’t from an older man and has a pacemaker…

It’s nice to see he didn’t use metal electrodes in neck but what about belt buckle?

Dr. Frankenstein has updated his lab to use microwave rather than raw lightning. —Much more reliable….