Pfff! So Charley the Australopithecine is incapable of drawing Doug, is it?? Well, I think he should have the firm of Shapiro, Goldberg, Cohen, and Og PLLC prepare a defamation suit on his behalf! Step carefully around Og, though. He tends to get long winded and quote Thoreau and Proust. Oh, and he also likes to throw his feces at people.
It’s good that we have such clear instructions now. Think of all the artists throughout history, who, despite their reputation for greatness, never managed to draw Doug. Leonardo, Rembrandt, Rothko, Pollock, the list goes on.
“A sapien”?? Whaddat. Maybe it’s a cartoonist’s word. I seem to remember a cartoon, maybe even by Bolling, showing a bar scene; the bartender is a beetle-browed troglodyte chatting with a couple of customers, and saying “No, I’m not a homo sapien. But I did experiment a little in college”.
Please note that the above instructions require you to be born a healthy homo sapiens. Those with congenital heart defects, asthma, hemophilia, certain allergies (common and uncommon), or extremely weird feet should consult a doctor before attempting to draw Doug, as results may be off-model or even fatal; drawings of Dinkle have been known to occur. Women who are pregnant or hope to become pregnant should not attempt to draw Doug. Frankly, Doug would prefer not to be drawn by women at all, but, what can we say, that’s the way his generation thinks. Please don’t call us, we’re as upset about it as you are.
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
And yes, gazpacho contains many metabolizable nutrients. Enjoy!
Dr. Quatermass over 2 years ago
“Be born a healthy Homo Sapien”
Pfff! So Charley the Australopithecine is incapable of drawing Doug, is it?? Well, I think he should have the firm of Shapiro, Goldberg, Cohen, and Og PLLC prepare a defamation suit on his behalf! Step carefully around Og, though. He tends to get long winded and quote Thoreau and Proust. Oh, and he also likes to throw his feces at people.
Gent over 2 years ago
Dangnabbits. But I is a bear. This means I cannot draws Doug. Woe is me!
comixbomix over 2 years ago
So now we have to draw him in FRENCH???
Kaputnik over 2 years ago
It’s good that we have such clear instructions now. Think of all the artists throughout history, who, despite their reputation for greatness, never managed to draw Doug. Leonardo, Rembrandt, Rothko, Pollock, the list goes on.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
Heck of a gal, Viola. ..oh, voila. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella
ElwoodP over 2 years ago
Always impressed with the “How to Draw” stuff.
fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago
If Super-Fun-Pak Comix has taught me anything, it’s that there is more than one way to draw Doug.
However, it’s doubtful that Super-Fun-Pak Comix has taught me anything.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
hmm… think i’ll go work on creating the healthy homo sapien. gotta do my part!
AndrewSihler over 2 years ago
“A sapien”?? Whaddat. Maybe it’s a cartoonist’s word. I seem to remember a cartoon, maybe even by Bolling, showing a bar scene; the bartender is a beetle-browed troglodyte chatting with a couple of customers, and saying “No, I’m not a homo sapien. But I did experiment a little in college”.
fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Please note that the above instructions require you to be born a healthy homo sapiens. Those with congenital heart defects, asthma, hemophilia, certain allergies (common and uncommon), or extremely weird feet should consult a doctor before attempting to draw Doug, as results may be off-model or even fatal; drawings of Dinkle have been known to occur. Women who are pregnant or hope to become pregnant should not attempt to draw Doug. Frankly, Doug would prefer not to be drawn by women at all, but, what can we say, that’s the way his generation thinks. Please don’t call us, we’re as upset about it as you are.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Always dip your fountain pen in gazpacho when drawing Doug.