Yes, that bad. In fact, he might consider cremation and having his ashes combined with the dust of the binoculars, then shot into space. Thus endeth Spaceman Spiff.
The truth is looking more like a viable option with every panel read. And don’t forget the waterworks. After all, Calvin is still a kid. And kids look so pitiful when they cry.
Tell your Dad that you have discovered a new process for total destruction and there are Zillions of dollars to be made in the waste management industry.
No glue, nor replicator will never get Dad his beloved binoculars back ever again. Calvin is just going to have to bite the bullet on this and and fess’ up to Dad.
“The truth is looking more like a viable option with every panel read. And don’t forget the waterworks. After all, Calvin is still a kid. And kids look so pitiful when they cry.”
A teacher and principal friend (in a prestigious South American school) once told me that the students knew to take advantage of this. The older ones (age about 8-15) would stand in front of his desk with head bowed looking repentant and cutely sad. The younger ones (ages 6-8 or so) would come around the desk to stand by his chair and look up at him with those big, sad, puppy-dog eyes.
HyukNuyk, at least he won’t glue his fingers to the binoculars, if he uses tape that is. But if he did use duct tape, I’m pretty sure Dad would notice.
A road roller must have gone over it. Calvin, if you used the binoculars to see the road roller coming to u, you could have saved yourself & the binoculars.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
O M G…. Don’t either one of you sneeze.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Uh oh.
tbree almost 15 years ago
How in the universe did a pair of binoculars become powder?! Regular broken I can understand, but this just teases entropy to the limit of disorder..
vibjyor almost 15 years ago
Was a road roller was levelling the side walk Calvin was running on ?
jonasespelita almost 15 years ago
What..did…you…dooo!
musicnut1986 almost 15 years ago
The lenses are “Dust in the Wind”.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
“Cartoon physics” strikes again! :)
NOW he is calm?!?
Ivy0730Lcsq almost 15 years ago
charlie37133 said, arrange two funerals. one for the binoculars one for yourself, calvin
That bad? lol
the glue, I remember I was trying to glue a china cup even chair leg that I broke, afraid of my mom would found out and blame me…never work! =[[
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Yes, that bad. In fact, he might consider cremation and having his ashes combined with the dust of the binoculars, then shot into space. Thus endeth Spaceman Spiff.
Or he could tell the truth. You think?
corpuskevin almost 15 years ago
The truth is looking more like a viable option with every panel read. And don’t forget the waterworks. After all, Calvin is still a kid. And kids look so pitiful when they cry.
The_Shadow almost 15 years ago
Calvin you bone head. Do you remember your model plane and glue incident?
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
Did Calvin burn the binoculars up to ash?
Leonardeuler almost 15 years ago
Musicnut1986: “Dust in the Wind”, isn’t that one of the greatest hits released by Kansas in 1977 ??
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
Any sneeze or breeze and it’s “Gone With the Wind”!
My suggestion from yesterday, “They got stolen”, is looking better and better.
Kerovan almost 15 years ago
But the dinosaur skeleton Turned out OK. Maybe he reached the 5th level of Glue Mastery. on the other hand maybe he really is a genius.
ladywolf17 almost 15 years ago
WTF! Maybe you should pack your bags and find a train to live in. Just like a hobo.
Leonardeuler almost 15 years ago
As a physicist, it’s the first time I see a phenomenon like this: a complete disintegration of binoculars. I have to study this somewhat deeper.
Superfrog almost 15 years ago
They’ve been completely CALVINISED!!
Tell your Dad that you have discovered a new process for total destruction and there are Zillions of dollars to be made in the waste management industry.
(Don’t tell the Military.)
watcha almost 15 years ago
Just add water!
carpetinwater9 almost 15 years ago
Made of pressurized plastic,which in turn will explode upon impact.
tyrannusbe almost 15 years ago
Aaah… Aaaaah… TCHOOO! Oops. sniffle
rshive almost 15 years ago
Don’t think I’d try glue Calvin. Your record on that isn’t too good.
userdce almost 15 years ago
watcha said,
Just add water! –gud one
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Honest Dad, I was just looking at them and they broke
alondra almost 15 years ago
Oh my, Calvin, when you break something you really break it don’t you?
linsonl almost 15 years ago
Geez! And I thought my boys could break things when they were young!
lightartsteacher almost 15 years ago
Calvinized! LOL, that was a good one, Superfrog!
lazygrazer almost 15 years ago
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Time to plead “spontaneous combustion”, Calvin.
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Maybe they’re still under warranty…
bald almost 15 years ago
try this one calvin
hey dad you never answered me when i asked about using your binoculars
rentier almost 15 years ago
Nothing to glue, too little bits!
Comic-Nut almost 15 years ago
No glue, nor replicator will never get Dad his beloved binoculars back ever again. Calvin is just going to have to bite the bullet on this and and fess’ up to Dad.
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
Yeah, I agree, Calvinized….excellant.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
But dad, they are only a little scratched.
chromosome Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I wonder if Bill Watterson reads these comments. I bet he’d get a kick out of them.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
corpuskevin said, about 9 hours ago
“The truth is looking more like a viable option with every panel read. And don’t forget the waterworks. After all, Calvin is still a kid. And kids look so pitiful when they cry.”
A teacher and principal friend (in a prestigious South American school) once told me that the students knew to take advantage of this. The older ones (age about 8-15) would stand in front of his desk with head bowed looking repentant and cutely sad. The younger ones (ages 6-8 or so) would come around the desk to stand by his chair and look up at him with those big, sad, puppy-dog eyes.
JonD17 almost 15 years ago
I think we all know Calvin will tell the truth when the time comes; he just has to wend his way down the guilt/anxiety trail.
Ladywolf, (WTF)!! My my, such talk for a young Lady.
grammahotsho almost 15 years ago
Once upon a time dad had binoculars…
butthole09 almost 15 years ago
i don’t know about this this, calvin..
ShaZamKaPow almost 15 years ago
Calvin! Glue is never going to work. Scotch tape should do the trick though…
comicgirl1000 almost 15 years ago
somebody tell lio he’s going to have visators
Cameloo almost 15 years ago
Calvin, just hope Dad doesn’t notice its broken. He probably won’t realize that its his binoculars
pomy2191 almost 15 years ago
haha when i break stuff it just breaks to pieces but calvin breaks it to dust.i agree prepare for 2 funerals
carmy almost 15 years ago
I bet they were some cheapo binoculars that Dad bought especially for Calvin.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
HyukNuyk, at least he won’t glue his fingers to the binoculars, if he uses tape that is. But if he did use duct tape, I’m pretty sure Dad would notice.
unemandarine almost 15 years ago
Mmm… Calvin I don’t think glue is the solution, and I’m with Marge, don’t anyone sneeze…
krisbee almost 15 years ago
A road roller must have gone over it. Calvin, if you used the binoculars to see the road roller coming to u, you could have saved yourself & the binoculars.
mjtempke almost 15 years ago
Hey, Calvin, before you die, make sure you tell the truth, & tell your Dad you love him; Making a Will would’nt hurt either!
letterhead almost 15 years ago
Dad’ll understand
Dberrymanal1 almost 15 years ago
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men would have a better chance of putting Humpty Dumpty back together than that mess!
cruncher3 almost 15 years ago
calvin should use his transmogifier to turn them back into normal binoculars
bobothehobo almost 15 years ago
tbree…. it’s a cartoon what do you expect? an actual accurate crack?
ambellybutton almost 15 years ago
Play on Mom’s sympathies…Dad’s are less forgiving when it comes to their toys.
snoopy323 about 11 years ago
They can probally fix that with some glue and a little elbow grease.
Humerus1 about 2 months ago
they left out the part where they were run over by a cement mixer than burned