Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for October 10, 2021

This mutant has “marketable” skills.

We get Peg Grice.

This really IS a problem. It’s rare to see someone or something get the better of Heathcliff.

You’re weird, Mulan.

Oh, come on now—-Heathcliff’s biggest parasite is Gallagher.

Everybody is Kung Flea fighting,

You get beaten up fast as lightning

Although the future is a little bit frightening

(Little bit frightening)

It’s the comic of Heathcliff that you’re writing

(Comic that you’re writing)

Oh-ho-oh-hoooo! Oh-ho-oh-hoooo!

You’re a robot in the rough,

A full can with Garbage Ape.

You could be a work of art,

If you just go all the way.

Now what would it take to fly?

I believe you can chew some gum,

Not only do you have to fight,

But you have got to fly.

Everybody is Kung Flea fighting,

You get beaten up fast as lightning

Although the future is a little bit frightening

(Little bit frightening)

It’s the comic of Heathcliff that you’re writing

(Comic that you’re writing)

Oh-ho-oh-hoooo! Oh-ho-oh-hoooo!

You are a natural,

Why is it so hard to beat?

Maybe it’s just because,

You keep on stealing meat.

The Sun shines with lovely glow,

Without sunglasses you take the blow

But, you gotta do with what you got

Go on and get your own fighting robot.

Everybody is Kung Flea fighting,

You get beaten up fast as lightning

Although the future is a little bit frightening

(Little bit frightening)

It’s the comic of Heathcliff that you’re writing

(Comic that you’re writing)

Oh-ho-oh-hoooo! Oh-ho-oh-hoooo!

Oh-ho-oh-hoooo! Oh-ho-oh-hoooo!

…

it’s rare to see Heathcliff lose a fight.

Heathcliff better keep hiding inside or he’ll be up for another butt whooping !!

That flea’s design reminds me of the Fib from Outer Space.

Relatable