Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 07, 2021

A hearty repasta.

Turn the tables on her — show up nude. Or else go see today’s Moderately Confused…

As long as he gets spaghetti, it doesn’t matter.

Just hose me off in the back yard.

Does rub-a-dub-dub mean anything to you?

As a toddler, mom would prep the bath before serving me spaghetti

I’ll eat alone in a restaurant and have steak.

Better do both, a beach towel in the tub, just to be on the safe side.

He’s an adult. Politely suggest that dinner will be outside. Or don’t make spaghetti.

Nope, just the soft terry cloth bib with crumb catcher.

I’ve had a hole in my lip for years.

Easiest solution, just wear a red shirt.

Is there a third option?……

Just feed him Spaghetti O’s and a spoon…

Oh leave him alone, we have all worn spaghetti at sometime or another, that’s what washing machines are for X

Offended, I don’t like being portrayed in a comic. ;-) Can we eat peaches in the shower next?

Anyone have fun, fond memories of eating watermelon in the bathtub? … ;)