Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 09, 2021

Steve, Eromlig, Joe. Where the heck are you? I need to laugh before I sack out!

One time I was 17 inches.

May the Lord be with you.

Icelantis, you could say

Did the Killer whale & his Best Friend eat our friends Steve, Eromlig, Joe & the others? That’s NOT funny! I need a laugh before I sack out!

Speaking of Iceland, did you hear about the man from Iceland who married a lady from Cuba? When they had children, they were known as… Ice Cubes… Sorry bout that..

A continent that was only the size of Texas? Greenland is larger than Texas and it’s not a continent.

When that cat wants out, you better let it out.

They were originally called whale killers. Somehow morphed to killer whales, even though they are not whales so much as dolphins.

Take care, may desalination plant dial monitor polisher Todd “Hey, I’m Just Thirsty” Tongord be with you, and gesundheit.

So saber-toothed cats died out from depletion of kitty-litter supplies?

And sometimes the orca are so friendly that they have the sharks over for mealtimes. Seal and penguins as well. Yummy.

On to sainthood already got one miracle!

The only problem with the part on Iceland is that the island is actually spreading as the two tectonic plates it sets upon are moving apart. That is why Iceland is volcanic.

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So the continent of Iclandia would have been smaller than the country of Bolivia. So what? That’s no hard to imagine. What’s Texas have to do with it?

“Here, kitty, kitty, kit— NO, WAIT, GO, KITTY! GO!”

my best friend is a killer whale

So, an “Atlantis” of sorts did exist, though ten million years before Plato’s mention of it in his writings.I took a college course in marine science in the 1970s, and the instructor described an underwater mountain range, of which Iceland was the highest point; it was called the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, and was supposedly left over from when the Americas, Europe, and Africa broke apart from being a larger land mass.