Hey now, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Fans! Sorry about last night’s half-joke posting. I’ll be sure to check for that tonight before I check out. Hey. Eromlig is having so much fun with his Irish jokes that I thought I’d jump in with me own blarney. But first I toast Eromlig with both our ethnicities in mind. If you’re buyin’, I’m drinkin’ Pal-o-mine!
There was an Irishman who loved his golf but he was terrible at it. He seemed to hit into the woods a lot. On one such occasion, he happened upon a leprechaun whom it would appear he had accidently hit with his errant shot. Gently shaking the leprechaun awake, he asks “Are you ok?” The leprechaun replied, “Aye, you show such kindness to me I will grant ye three wishes.” but the man replied, “T’is OK, I am already blessed enough as it is. If you could just kindly point me to my ball I’ll be on me way.”The leprechaun pointed him to the ball, then said, under his breath “Ye refuse me wishes? I will give them to you anyway. I wish ye great fortune, I wish ye great success at what you love, and I wish you a great love life!”So sometime later, the man’s back at the same golf course, and who’s he run into again? The same leprechaun. The leprechaun says to him. “Aye! I see you’re back. How have things been for ye hmmmmm?”“Well, it’s funny you should ask.” the guy said. “I’ve been busy and my golf game suddenly turned around and got good enough that I’m now on the professional tour!”“Oh my!” said the leprechaun. “I’d imagine this means you’re doing well financially.” “Heavens yes!” the guy says. “I have more money than I know what to do with!” “That is wonderful news!” says the leprechaun. “So how’s the old love life doin’?” “That’s personal!” the guy says. “Aw come on!” says the leprechaun. “Just between us boys.” “Oh, OK” the guy says. “I have sex once a month.”“Once a month?” says the leprechaun. “That’s nothing!”The guy says, “Well, being a priest kind of limits me options.”