Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 30, 2021

That boy is a walking disaster.

Be sure to have your dolts spayed or neutered

The apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, does it? Like father like son.;-D

Norm, the handyman.

The leaning table of pizza…

Try fixing your brain, Norm.

Hey, he’s right. It doesn’t wobble now.

well, he did get it to stop wobbling.

Be careful – before you say anything else

… and he “fixes” something else.

So much for the dinner date!

I thought the pizza had volunteered to fix it at first. I need my first cup of coffee this morning.

Funny thing about a wobbly table: Just turn it 90 degrees.

I used to go to lunch with a guy obsessed with this. Always crawling on the floor stuffing napkins under one leg of the table.

I often fix wobbly tables in restaurants, thanks to the screwdriver in my pocketknife. The rest of my family doesn’t appreciate it when I do this.

Forgot about the laws of angles, gravity and inertia though……

The table wasn’t crocked, it was his perception.

He keeps forgetting his key phrase for everything! “It’s Not My Department”.

The pizza is still on the pan so it is safe to eat.

Actually, this was to be expected as he tried to fix the table one-handed, since his right hand was bandage from “punching the clock” in yesterday’s strip. Or he could just be an incompetent dork.

Problem solved. Good job Norm.

I like how his right arm is purposely hidden so Fagan didn’t have to draw a cast on it again.