Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 22, 2021

Pleading the fifth does seem easier than telling the truth even though the truth here would be eminently forgivable.

Why explain if you can make things worse by not explaining.

I’m guessing he’s not the current title holder.

“We’re kids. Kids do stupid stuff. This is stupid.”

“Got it. Say no more. Want a job as wrestlers?”

“Kevin saw it on a table, tried it on and it got stuck” Sometimes you need a good story, but on rare occasions the truth works just fine.

Just say you were looking at it and it got stuck.

miles: it fell on top of him and got stuck.

He’s the guy that lost out on that buckle in the title bout. So, yeah – he’s a little angry.

Yeah, but they upped their game from two days prior.

He is strong so, couldn’t he rip it off?

Well fella, you’ll just have to wait until Monday, like the rest of us.