Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 27, 2021

Now you are one of us (one of us….) we will never let you go……

Frenzy: [Hands Gene a one free drink coupon.]

and of course, the actual setting of a foot there.

Actually, Gene, you’re enough of a caricature that Frenzy mistook you for a mascot.

Yeah, bad choice of role models.

… i am speechless

The mascot has eyelids!

This is where they use that eerie, minor note tune from Danny Elfman, folks.

Columbus was a horrible man who nearly drove the Caribbean to extinction. He shouldn’t have a holiday.

Gene must be dreaming. Probably knocked out when he first ran into the mascot.

Ouch! As close to political as this cartoon gets. Should’ve run this one 2 weeks ago.

I wonder when the boys will find him

Everything woke turns to crap.

I love how the costume’s eyelids lowered.

WHICH was never proven, I may add!