Kliban by B. Kliban for September 20, 2021

I tried both of these, but couldn’t get either one to work.

I’ll just take your word for it, Kliban.

They’re a big hit at parties.

ain’t science grand!

Shades of Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book!

I tried them, and they actually work, if you have the right attitude.

I imagine that works.

We’ll it works here in MN in the winter, but at a cost.

Oy

We had particularly bad service at a restaurant. So we put several pennies in a glass, and did the invert bit. When the waitress picked it up – - sploosh!

My daughters had a class at Hogwarts concerning things like this.

You learn something new everyday!

This only works in space, far out where Kliban lives.

Does Bill Nye know about this?

“And that’s why we’re barred from The Olive Garden now.”