Garfield (read: Jim Davis) has really fallen off over the years. It’s a shame. The strip used to have unique art in each panel and clever lines in every strip. Now you get lame junk like this. And no, this isn’t a one-off. I’ve been observing this for years. Garfield Classics are wonderful. The current incarnation of the strip is just… sad.
BJ40 Premium Member over 2 years ago
FANGS FOR ZE MEMORIES, GARFIELD !!! … BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!!
BJ40 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dracula really does suck, doesn’t he ?
codycab over 2 years ago
Should we tell Dracula about Facebook?
POGGERS {person} over 2 years ago
I do too
baddawg1989 over 2 years ago
Bleh! Bleh!
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
If I get a text from the count like that, I’d reply with a crucifix emoticon as well as a garlic one.
angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago
Funny!
BJ40 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dracula’s NEW App, it’s called … InstaBite.
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
Oddly enough, Dracula’s phone didn’t autocorrect his message.
in.amongst over 2 years ago
smileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!
Johnny Appleseed over 2 years ago
Oh how the tables have turned
pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago
◥(ºᵥᵥº)◤
(I stole that from emoticoncentral.com.)
Gent over 2 years ago
He texts that on Faceblood or WhatSap?
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Oh yeah, I’ll text you somethin’
Don’t think that I’m a wack
When I write that somethin’
I van to bite yr nek
I van to bite yr nek
I van to bite yr nek
ncrist over 2 years ago
Lololol
DaveG1960 over 2 years ago
Does he have a stake in those new emoticons?
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Count Hickey bites again!
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago
Drac has a lot at stake.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
Digital Dracula is a pale imitation of the real thing!
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Is it because of the “six-foot” rule that Drac has to text his victims?
Firestar over 2 years ago
WEird. >:)
edmund_graham over 2 years ago
That’s the kind of weird I like
Clarence over 2 years ago
I thought draculas can’t see any light because his phone has light
preacherman over 2 years ago
Even using my forefinger, that’s better than me.
blakerl over 2 years ago
Scream Queens gave Dracula’s text a Zero scream rating.
Dscrib (mostly inactive) over 2 years ago
Huh.
TheRealGasterBlaster over 2 years ago
Sus
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
I’m glad he used the emojis. Otherwise, that would’ve been scary.
RussellCastine over 2 years ago
Hello, Amazon? Do you have any garlic?
karmakat01 over 2 years ago
oy…that’s so VER STRANGE.
cybergal29 over 2 years ago
I really would just LOVE to use that emoji when it is made :-)
WentHulk over 2 years ago
Not surprising
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Yeah, Garfield’s not impressed right now.
yangeldf over 2 years ago
at least he figured out how to disable autocorrect
Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nobody breaks the fourth wall like Garfield.
Snoopy_Fan over 2 years ago
Sounds kinky.
Marionette Premium Member over 2 years ago
Garfield (read: Jim Davis) has really fallen off over the years. It’s a shame. The strip used to have unique art in each panel and clever lines in every strip. Now you get lame junk like this. And no, this isn’t a one-off. I’ve been observing this for years. Garfield Classics are wonderful. The current incarnation of the strip is just… sad.
w16521 over 2 years ago
I don’t think either smartphones or emojis existed during Dracula’s time.
Demon Prince over 2 years ago
ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
BJ40 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Welcome to Mark’s Suckerbook.
mikeywilly over 2 years ago
My money is on the lawyer!