Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 29, 2021

“So you’re not just glad to see me?”

“And I will cap your ass if you don’t buy me a drink.”

“Why can’t I find women’s pants that are affordable, stylish, and have pockets big enough to carry a .38 S+W?

….and I hope you’re happy to see me."

I hope that means you won’t hold it against me if i tell you that you have a beautiful body

His reply might well be “I’ve got a ‘gun’ in mine, too, if you catch my drift.”

Would you like to play host at the Range and teach me to shoot?

Rats! I thought hir was just happy to see me.