Eek! by Scott Nickel for September 30, 2021

Time for Number 9.

Oooh! Lassie go home! You almost made it, you son of a …!

I hear the next version works on the police.

So… that would be Love Potion Number K-9.

Instead of a love potion, how about a common sense potion?

I had to stop after Potion #3. I LOVED that stuff.

Making your dog love you is like shooting fish in a barrel.

I hope he’s not implying that she’s a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woof!!!!!!!! :)

Does this “love” potion have your number?

Nein!

He was hoping to generate a passion that was fevered pitched, not ultra-high pitched.

That wouldn’t be a police dog would it?

But wait! If you are truly interested, we are ready to beta-test No 9, new and improved and guaranteed to work for/on humans!

Love Potion K-9 would have been a better punchline.