Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 09, 2021

You tell him Oogie! Cats rule and dogs drool!

Has Oogie been reading “Get Fuzzy”? Because that’s kind of a Bucky thing to say….

What’s this “When the people are gone” business? The statement doesn’t need any qualifiers.

No self-respecting cat would think that they are in charge only part-time.

One thing I’ve been wondering about the last few days…I know Ralph and Norm are at their new jobs and the kids are at school, but where is the Mrs.?

The cat’s always in charge.

OK then, you stare at the door.

Dogs have human owners, and cats have human staff that serve them.

But there’s also the duck!

This is like the start of a horror movie.

Oddly enough, my dogs are in charge. The cats respect the dogs’ larger size, which they enforce by lying down on the cats if they become annoying. No fighting in this house! BTW one of the dogs is a dachshund like Wally.

Cat people are brain-damaged. No respectable human being would take second place to a cat.