Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 11, 2021

Mittens has a too vivid imagination.

The squirrels are too busy making nut caches for winter (not here – we rarely hit freezing) and tormenting dogs.

Just you wait, Angie! You had a chance to save The Mittens.

Squirrels don’t drink Jack Daniels. They drink Amaretto.

Acorn flavored Jack Daniels is the latest in bad flavored alcohol.

There are worse things to smell like.

I would think it would be Doreen Green who would be feeding the squirrels. Too bad about the live action show. The animated show seems to have stopped production as well.

A cat waking up smelling of acorns and Jack Daniels sounds more of a Stumpy escapade.

#squirrelapocalypse

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Nit-picky point, I know, but Jack Daniel’s has an apostrophe in it.

Gasp! Say it ain’t so!

“The smell of acorns and Jack Daniels”—nearly spit out my coffee laughing when I read that line!