Awfully large amount of food? Have you seen the tiny size of a cheeseburger lately at a certain fast food restaurant that starts with a letter M? To fill me up at lunch I’d need to double size that order!
Brutus has heard ‘breakfast is the most important meal of the day’, so obviously he wouldn’t want to miss such an important meal. But, lunch is his favorite because Gladys isn’t there to tell him his food choices are unhealthy, so there’s no way he’ll miss lunch.
That’s probably not the healthiest meal that he could have have ordered. Also, he could skip a meal every now and then for his own benefit and waistline. Should have compromised by just putting bacon on his burger. Can’t say he doesn’t have a healthy appetite though….
Two strips of bacon? Nope. Four strips! And that burger needs…..bacon, bacon, and more bacon! And bacon bits in cheese on the fries. For dessert……one of those bacon bit covered maple donuts!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Perfect for a diet.
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Brutus, why not have a full English!! That will suffice you until supper!!
/SHMIRK/
wjones almost 3 years ago
That is a good one, I do that all the time and I don’t oversleep.
wiatr almost 3 years ago
That should make for a sleepy afternoon.
Baarorso almost 3 years ago
Why should you care lady? He’s paying for it, not you!
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
Would you care to super size that? We have fresh ostrich eggs.
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
Awfully large amount of food? Have you seen the tiny size of a cheeseburger lately at a certain fast food restaurant that starts with a letter M? To fill me up at lunch I’d need to double size that order!
dcandmx almost 3 years ago
Ketching Up on his food.
Linuxman37 almost 3 years ago
If you left one of the egg off, it would be just like a Red Robin burger with fries. Not sure how that is such a large meal for a typical diner.
julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
One thing the Born Loser isn’t losing is weight.
bigplayray almost 3 years ago
Makes sense to Me!
Chris almost 3 years ago
my brother does the same thing, but he does it with lunch and dinner. :(
V45mikky almost 3 years ago
I missed breakfast on July 10, 1992, a lunch in 1993 etc. etc. I have a lot of catching up to do.
zzeek almost 3 years ago
Brutus has heard ‘breakfast is the most important meal of the day’, so obviously he wouldn’t want to miss such an important meal. But, lunch is his favorite because Gladys isn’t there to tell him his food choices are unhealthy, so there’s no way he’ll miss lunch.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
You need a shake or malt with the cheeseburger.
Michael G. almost 3 years ago
You can get all that in a “wrap” around here.
CorkLock almost 3 years ago
Brutus – you forgot dessert ole boy. Apple pie la mode and chocolate shake? Well rounded…
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
That’s probably not the healthiest meal that he could have have ordered. Also, he could skip a meal every now and then for his own benefit and waistline. Should have compromised by just putting bacon on his burger. Can’t say he doesn’t have a healthy appetite though….
rhpii almost 3 years ago
One mistake after another Brutus.
Lola85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Brutus, I think you might need to have a large bottle of Pepto Bismol handy after that meal.
Jace almost 3 years ago
I can hear his arteries hardening from hear.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
better put ketchup on the burger for a proper serving of veggies…
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
Two strips of bacon? Nope. Four strips! And that burger needs…..bacon, bacon, and more bacon! And bacon bits in cheese on the fries. For dessert……one of those bacon bit covered maple donuts!