Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 23, 2021

good try, Andy

Ouch

And hell must be missing a devil.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny ‘our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s attempts at picking up young girls always ends dismally , today comeback by the lass is worthy of the Master :o) my avatar is a spoof about cartoon physics Wiley Coyote only falls when he looks down, how was your day? ours should be very busy as usual but we should cope I hope , even tho I have to suffer from my male related condition but that’s what you have to pay for getting old :o( we both are in a reasonably good mood in spite of the continuing of the heat wave we will stay in the house and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring Young Lady

Now that’s a slam dunk if I have ever seen one.

Slap down, Pet 1, Andy 0.

She got that right!!!

/SHMIRK/

Sounds of the 70s…..

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-23rd-august-2021-24776850

…and you love haven’t updated your wardrobe since the Yanks buggered out of Nam.

But what decade is she missing from?

Just flash her your bankroll, Andy…oh wait….

Zinger!

Who doesn’t

Angels in the Bible are all described ss having the appearance of men.

From Affie @Number Three: “Today’s strip IS funny ‘our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s attempts at picking up young girls always ends dismally , today comeback by the lass is worthy of the Master :o) my avatar is a spoof about cartoon physics Wiley Coyote only falls when he looks down, how was your day? ours should be very busy as usual but we should cope I hope , even tho I have to suffer from my male related condition but that’s what you have to pay for getting old :o( we both are in a reasonably good mood in spite of the continuing of the heat wave we will stay in the house and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring Young Lady”

The 1870s?

Pick-up lines taken from old C&W songs are always corny from the first word !

The old goat!

That hurt! Deeply! Wounded!

haha

She knows Andy very well.

She’s cut him so deep and quick, he doesn’t even know he’s lost his head.

I can never figure out how an “older” shrimp like Andy thinks he’s irresistible to young “birds” – - -look who puts up with him. He needs a reality check.

In Andy’s case it isn’t the pick-up line that so bad, it’s the person delivering.

Maybe it worked…on Flo in the 1940’s.

Oof!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. I’m sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Now that you mention a “male related condition” I think I can finally reveal that I was away from GoComics because of a “female related condition” That has always been the reason why I take a few days off GoComics every month. So now you know.

Tammy Wynette was right: “Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman”

Today I was at my volunteering and I banged my knee on a small set of drawers which was underneath the desk. Now my knee has a scrape on it. Oh the joys. Better get the Sudocrem out later. That’s actually nappy cream but you can use it for many other things too.

Please keep me in your prayers tomorrow as I will be attempting to donate blood for the 3rd time. Let’s see if it really is 3rd time lucky for your very own Number Three. No cancellations or vein fails.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Ahhh, but the 70’s was the era of Bohemian love – maybe you should take a chance …

1970s? I’d assume that line originated way back in the 1930s.

Too bad his wife doesn’t stand up to him.

Aw, Andy’s not that corny…

My brother used to joke about getting a barista job at Starbuck’s, saying he could chat up the pretty girls: " Hey, do ya come here often?" to wit, they’d reply in his fantasy “Get lost, Gran-pa…” ;)

Next he’s going to try, “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

Now that’s funny! I don’t care who you are.

To use another phrase from the 70’s… “Burn!”