Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2021

If it wanted 4 doors it would have to get a chicken sedan

You want a chick magnet.

Can understand why he wants a coupe considering it’s pronounced the same way a coop is.

Check with the Beach Boys. They have a Little Deuce Coupe.

He’s cute—sell him a cute little coupe.

Why, that little deuce! ;)

earl’s concerned that if he sells him a coupe he might fly the coop…

He only ever had a coupe before. He’s a little chicken to get a sedan.

If the chicken is British, it ruined the joke.

and you crossed the road?

Of course you are . . .

Maybe something in a Tudor style?

If this were The Jetsons, he’d be wanting to fly the coupe.

The coupe looks nice, but I wanted a convertible. Wife sain no dice. Chicks and nest would get wet in the rain.