I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn’t going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn’t give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
pearlsbs over 2 years ago
It’s such a good dam. What a good dam shame.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 2 years ago
Ba dum tssh!
dcandmx over 2 years ago
He’s in good company I think.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
Chew it over.
stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago
You are logged in.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Check underneath the (dam) lodge.
There is likely an underwater “backdoor”.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
try checking the log…
Little Caesar over 2 years ago
Leave it to beaver…..
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
chewchew52. I think.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
You wood think he’d remember…
gammaguy over 2 years ago
Never mind. Just go to your local branch bank for live service.
Chief Inspector over 2 years ago
Dam funny cartoon
Herd of Turtles over 2 years ago
He’s stick out of luck.
Michael G. over 2 years ago
You’re blocking, Castor.
formathe over 2 years ago
There’s an app for that.
sandflea over 2 years ago
Damnthetorpedoes.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
1-2-3-4
PuppyPapa over 2 years ago
How far is The Old Log Inn?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago
“And here we see a beaver damming the river…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOEF6xzwnNQ
ptnjbrown over 2 years ago
Best dam comic I’ve seen in a while!
MissyTiger over 2 years ago
Ohhh, so that’s what a logjam is?
Ron Bauerle over 2 years ago
From https://worstjokesever.com/dam
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn’t going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn’t give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.