Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2021

Just don’t cut the cheese.

If you can’t Edam, join ’em.

Dan squeaked by on this pun.

SQUEAK! Oops, sorry! Someone here just stepped on my tail

Get ready for a bunch of cheesy jokes during the Best Mouse’s speech

and at the reception the musical entertainment will be provided by Ken Ewing and his musical mice…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saY10AWXLIY

Mickey Mouse, Pinky/Brain, and Chuck E. Cheese didn’t get invited to this mouse wedding?

They got a Swiss pastor to join them in holey matrimony…

he’s grate… but I hope that was wheely just a translation error…

Holding your cheese forever would brie pretty uncomfortable.

I’ve heard some cheddar from the guests…

I think it wasn’t taken litterally,

Gasp! Now I’m hungry….

Cue exploding mice.

Gouda you like that?

I would think they would prefer to forever hold their cheese, unless it means not eating it.

marriage, the perfect mousetrap…

Mice do not like cheese.