Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 21, 2021

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 3 years ago

    Better luck, Agnes, @ the Magic Dumpster! You might score Big Mouth Billy Bass!

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    She may sell what she finds for millions. But maybe a buck if she’s lucky.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sigh….

    When you’re searching with a magnet, the only “bounty” to be found will be iron or its alloys, ie, steel….

    and not even the arguably highest quality stainless steel, which is non-magnetic.

     

    Sorry, Agnes… but you’ll pull up empty tomato soup cans, and leave all the gold bracelets and platinum tiaras in the depths…

    in fact, you won’t even pick up the slightly higher value recyclable cans, ie, the aluminum ones.

     

    Even if your magnetic “fishing” scores you an old metal detector, or you find one in a dumpster, and by some miracle, it still works…

    all but the expensive ones only find things at a shallow depth, and I’m told really cheap ones don’t find gold…

    though I don’t know whether that’s true.

     

    Your quest may bring you some fun outdoors, some exercise, some happy dreams…

    maybe some muddy clothes, lost bolts, and light weight discarded frying pans…

    but riches, alas, are doubtful.

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    monya_43  almost 3 years ago

    Happy National Hot Dog Day and National Junk Food Day. I’m surprised that Agnes and Trout have missed it.

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    it’s great that agnes is so blissfully clueless that she can put “drainage ditch” together with “enormous wealth”…

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    Dani Rice  almost 3 years ago

    Agnes reminds me of myself at her age. We weren’t poor, but I had dreams of grandeur. Some crazy idea to get me on The Ed Sullivan Show, or I’ve got a Secret.

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    Lotta horse shoes out there, Agnes.

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Be careful if it’s unholy…..

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    Doctor Toon  almost 3 years ago

    Are the metal fillings in the teeth of the dead bodies at the bottom of the drainage ditch magnetic?

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    It’s a trailer park. Cusp of many things, but wealth doesn’t really come to mind.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    Most of our rainfall ends up in a small creek that meanders through our subdivision.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Looking forward to seeing what her magnet finds.

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