Strange Brew by John Deering for July 14, 2021

Groan :)

Wait! Some of those need to be kept for the teacher too!

Try onions. They keep everyone away.

Proof that a siege lifestyle needs to be tempered with some aerobics.

The old reflector on the head connoting who the Drs. are. I wonder if anyone out there has ever seen a Dr. wear on of these?

I’ve always liked the one with the caption “An apple every 8 hours will keep 3 doctors away.”

Awesome.

There’s a large portion of the population that won’t get this one. My folks had a MILLION of these old sayings, and now that they’re gone, I really wish I’d written them down.

Studies have shown that watermelons are much more effective than apples at keeping doctors away. Rabid Tasmanian devils work even better.

Try potatoes. More than one language deems them earth apples.

This might be a bit of a repeat. I don’t mind. I like this one enough that I have it saved on my computer.

Just tell them that you are uninsured, they will run away fast!

Don’t know about doctors, but beans works quite well for “distancing”.

Gold star for funniest cartoon of the day!

Do any doctors still use the forehead reflectors? I was a kid the last time I saw one being used.