Lay Lines by Carol Lay for August 30, 2021

and it was all downhill from there.

Much like the pharse never insult the person who serves your food.

Goodbye Mr. Jovial Ham.

Karma’s a bitch.

“Be nice to the people on your climb up the ladder of success, because you’re going to meet them again on your way back down.”

How come nobody said: Those are the brakes.

FROOMB! (Fluid’s Running Out Of My Brakes!)

Always be kind to the waitress.

What a pity… The crash would’ve looked great on film.