Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 17, 2021

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 3 years ago

    A professional would be saying it’s cold, salty, dirty, and polluted.

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    RAGs  almost 3 years ago

    It will get warmer when it turns yellow.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    Right now, it seems that he is mostly concerned with shrinkage.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Only Bob and everyone else.

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    Cool Hand Luke Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You should check the ocean water in Oregon. That’s cold water. My SCUBA certification card says “Cold Water DIver”.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 3 years ago

    Mine was “wet” too…

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The professionals say ‘wet.’

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Eh? I don’t gets this.

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    The little girl’s opinion is pail by comparison.

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    johnniemo  almost 3 years ago

    I was in the pool ! I was in the pool ! ER the lake….

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    Where’s the warm water?

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    loridobson Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Depends where Bob is.

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    EmmettWayne  almost 3 years ago

    Once he becomes a professional water critic, he can wave.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    Bob has an amazing grasp of the obvious.

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    DondiDoo  almost 3 years ago

    And wet

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    Jml58  almost 3 years ago

    Not only cold, it is also wet.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Well, he’s out of his element.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    THE Bob Malone? No. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Malone

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    tinstar  almost 3 years ago

    If the water is cold, give one of the people close by a couple of minutes, before the cold water “hits” them, and they warm it up. Yeah, eewwwwww!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    More Professional Water Critic Robert F. Malone: “Brrr.”

    PC Water Critic R. F. Malone: “Thermally Challenged.”

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    fbkarl  almost 3 years ago

    Deep too

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