Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 01, 2024

Exit stage “up”.

Ooh. Tarzan all fired up now.

How people “Die Harded” before air condition ducts……….

As long as he doesn’t meet Bruce Willis coming the other way, he’ll be fine…..

We can date our “creatures from 10,000 years ago” cavemen even more precisely now:

We are looking at the 12th century CE for crude interior flues. Architecture had developed new and exciting techniques. “The New Style” came into fashion and everyone wanted a church built in “the new style.” Two hundred years later “the new style” went out of fashion and was considered barbaric. It was renamed “Gothic architecture” because it must have come from those uncouth northerners. (In the 19th century the Romantic movement will give us the neo-Gothic revival because the disease of nostalgia convinced morons that life was so much better in the 12th century.)

Tarzan takes his flue shot.

“I wonder why they’re not used.” Maybe because it’s always a hundred degrees here and everybody runs around in their underwear.

Up, up and away…we hope!

They don’t use them because they need them for emergency escapes.

Leave it to Tarzan to always find a way .

I saw Mommy kissing Santa, er… Tarzan!??

Except for missing a few key characters, we seem to be back to the “Tarzan the Magnificant” storyline again

Here comes the giant chimney flue spider looking for a fast meal……. Oh, and its name is “FOOM”!

Really how cautious can you be under such circumstances?

Is there a flaw in the flue through which he can flee like a fly?

On his way up he found the crude sensors and wiring of a crude HVAC system.