Tarzan: “No panic. Everything is OK. I’m fine. All you need to do is dig a pit…” “How will that save you?!” Tarzan: “I dunno, for some reason I always survive perilous encounters, even fatal injuries. Maybe it has something to do with comics sale…"
If the talons were buried in his back, you mean we’re finally going to see Tarzan bleed? How many times have we seen him grapple with a cat and come away with no scratches?
Tarzan’s now thinking, “Oh, great! As if I have not endured enough, yet another 500-mile journey! And this time, it is to the darkest reaches of Pellucidar!”
David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrDispairAfter almost 2 years ago
“Shoot this thang.”
“We can’t shoot in thar. We might hit you”
Tarzan said, “Just shoot up here amongst us, one of us has got to have some relief!"
(With insincere apologies to John Eubanks and to Jerry Clower)
Gent almost 2 years ago
Oh noes. Is this the end of our hero? Do this means no more Tarzan? Noooo!
DaveG1960 almost 2 years ago
Needs St. Colon’s lucky arrow, and a million to one shot. (Guards! Guards! By Terry Pratchett)
Polsixe almost 2 years ago
Fly the friendly skies with Thipdar Air.
Thomas almost 2 years ago
Tarzan: “No panic. Everything is OK. I’m fine. All you need to do is dig a pit…” “How will that save you?!” Tarzan: “I dunno, for some reason I always survive perilous encounters, even fatal injuries. Maybe it has something to do with comics sale…"
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
That’s gonna leave a scar…
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 2 years ago
If the talons were buried in his back, you mean we’re finally going to see Tarzan bleed? How many times have we seen him grapple with a cat and come away with no scratches?
martinstevense Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t get carried away too much T’zan…
Out of the Past almost 2 years ago
They must have misplaced their spectacles. The thing is like a hundred feet long and they’re afraid of hitting Tarzan?
Realimaginary1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Tarzan’s now thinking, “Oh, great! As if I have not endured enough, yet another 500-mile journey! And this time, it is to the darkest reaches of Pellucidar!”
anomaly almost 2 years ago
Tar-Gash: “Win some, lose some. Let’s get lunch.”
David Rickard Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wait until it’s finished eating, guys. Ape-man stuffed thiptar is delicious.
profkatz almost 2 years ago
A free ride from that over-sized chicken, so much better than Uber, or Lyft!
ScottHolman almost 2 years ago
this doesn’t sound good.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
The End.
Yay!?
yow4zip Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Tarzan is really getting carried away with this adventure.
jtt almost 2 years ago
Tarzan. He’s what’s for breakfast!