Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 02, 2021

“River rage”.

That’s showbiz, the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd, the Kraft trailer for breakfast….

Dishonesty thy name is fiction.

Now Anne is using my script! LOL

This sound like a Mutual of Omaha production. Apparently a lot of the footage was staged.

No more dishonest than having us believe a guy who grew up in the jungle is now flying through the air hanging onto the leg of a deranged chicken.

Korak is a purist who believes in a more Cinéma vérité style.

Stunt people, not stars, do the heavy lifting.

Sounds like reality tv.

If I were Korak, I’d have had enough of Anne and Mike by now and chase after Dad to see what he’s up to.

Cue the crocodile.

Tarzan is becoming “Baywatch” with this Pamela Anderson clone manipulating her way through these stupid, arrogant, and naïve men. Maybe the hippos will get her this time, if not the crocs will hopefully tear her limb from limb. Then, there’s always The Creature from the Black Lagoon swimming about………….

“You’re right, Korak. Anne! Climb into that hippo’s mouth!”

That’s the Motion Picture business, son….