Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 30, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Was going to make a “ewe too” joke, but according to Wikipedia female llamas are not called ewes, so…

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 3 years ago

    But do you know?

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    Llewellyn and Lliana.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    …and right in the middle of good dream, and all at once I wake up. TURN OVER YOU’RE SNOORING AGAIN.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I like their faces.

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    PaulAbbott2  almost 3 years ago

    This is llovely. I have a llump in my throat.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 3 years ago

    “…so what am I so afraid of? I’m afraid that I’m not sure of…a love there is no cure for. I think I love you. Isn’t that what life is made of? Though it worries me to say…I’ve never felt this way.” (I can’t believe I remember these lyrics). LOL.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Hippo, birdie, two ewe

    Hippo, birdie, two ewe

    Hippo, birdie two ewe

    Hippo, birdie, two ewe!

    And many more!

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    paul  almost 3 years ago

    como se llama?

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    patiodragon  almost 3 years ago

    They are the spitting image of each other….

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    tom.amitai  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a Partridge song, not a Llama’s!

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    I’m still trying to figure out why llama isn’t pronounced yama (like La Jolla is pronounced La Hoya)

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    " and I think you llove me, too …" – “… In fact, you want to kiss me … you want to hug me… you want to llove me…”

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    triathlete1066 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    LLookout LLarry it’s the llandlord.

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    gene06825 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Nice going, Dave! I really llaughed a llot at this one!

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Llook, Lloyd, llamas!

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    Enough llovin’ and they will become Mama LLamas.

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    Broacher  almost 3 years ago

    A one-L lama, he’s a priest.A two-L llama, he’s a beast. But I would bet my silk pajamas,That there isn’t any three-L lllamas.

    — Ogden Nash

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    llet me get this straight – you THINK you llove me????????

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    LLOLL!

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    rich5021  almost 3 years ago

    https://youtu.be/jcHgiylr_YM

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    dlhentzell Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    HERE IS WISDOM: AS YOU THINK, YOU REALLY DO NOT KNOW BECAUSE, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD SOMEONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND, SAY “I THINK” MY NAME IS?

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    Here's Waldo  almost 3 years ago

    Ram-a-Llama Ding Dong!

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    cherns Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Many years ago, the University of British Columbia Computation Centre was running the Michigan Terminal System operating system (an early experiment in a time-sharing OS, running on a 360/67), and of course had a monthly newsletter. I remember one irate letter to the newsletter complaining that the keyword for the FORTRAN compiler’s Full Listing option was FULLL, rather than just FULL. (I just tried to look this up, unsuccessfully—maybe it was a local option, or a different version of MTS FORTRAN. I was more of a PL/I guy myself, myself.)

    Anyway, the entire response to the complaint was something like, “If you have three llamas and 200 bales of grass, how many FULLLLAMAS do you have?”

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