Second star to the right and straight on ’til morning.
“There’s light traffic in your id, so it should take…”
Find the nearest mall.
Turn off your phone.
If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Turn off siri, then turn off phone. Life begins anew.
Close the phone and tv and try a book
Get your head out of your….phone.
Stay there! It’s awful out here.
Proceed to the highlighted route.
[peeking out at real world]
“Siri, nevermind…”
“Whatever you’re looking for,Hey, don’t come around here no more.”
Sorry, you just lost your wi-fi!
Blow up your TV. Throw away the smart phone. Plant a lot of peaches. Get a library card. Give of yourself to those in need and you’re on the way to real life
You can’t get there from here.
Click your heels together three times, and say to yourself, “There’s no place like home”.
Blow up the TV, throw away the papers, move to the country…. John Prine knew the answer to this madness fifty years ago!
Therein the patient must minister to himself. — Macbeth
She’s good, but not that good.
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Superfrog almost 3 years ago
Second star to the right and straight on ’til morning.
eromlig almost 3 years ago
“There’s light traffic in your id, so it should take…”
Ubintold almost 3 years ago
Find the nearest mall.
derdave969 almost 3 years ago
Turn off your phone.
dflak almost 3 years ago
If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Turn off siri, then turn off phone. Life begins anew.
Eric Klein almost 3 years ago
Close the phone and tv and try a book
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Get your head out of your….phone.
Dani Rice almost 3 years ago
Stay there! It’s awful out here.
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Proceed to the highlighted route.
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
[peeking out at real world]
“Siri, nevermind…”
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
“Whatever you’re looking for,Hey, don’t come around here no more.”
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sorry, you just lost your wi-fi!
julie.mason1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Blow up your TV. Throw away the smart phone. Plant a lot of peaches. Get a library card. Give of yourself to those in need and you’re on the way to real life
sandflea almost 3 years ago
You can’t get there from here.
corpcasselbury almost 3 years ago
Click your heels together three times, and say to yourself, “There’s no place like home”.
Gandalf almost 3 years ago
Blow up the TV, throw away the papers, move to the country…. John Prine knew the answer to this madness fifty years ago!
PaintTheDust almost 3 years ago
Therein the patient must minister to himself. — Macbeth
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She’s good, but not that good.