Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 25, 2021

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Methus’lah lived nine hundred years / Methus’lah lived nine hundred years / But who calls dat livin’ / When no gal will give in / To no man what’s nine hundred years?” — Sportin’ Life, “Porgy and Bess”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Under the spreading chestnut tree…

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Imagine this guy’s investment portfolio around that time…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Face down with a bullet in my back from a jealous husband.

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    skyriderwest  almost 3 years ago

    You might think Methuselah lived a long time, but he died before his father Enoch.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I hope in bed with my 47th wife

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    This job is already getting old.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 3 years ago

    “As the lead character in a book by Robert Heinlein.”

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “On a mountain top, somewhere, dispensing wisdom to the masses.”

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