Pickles by Brian Crane for July 11, 2021

But it smelled so much like Momma! And the texture was so… entrancing! It’s really not Roscoe’s fault that people put out such intensely pleasurable lures.

nice alibis, Roscoe

Opal’s about to come the closest she’s ever been to swearing – “Oh, shih-tzu!”

“The pages are all Dog-eared!” is ironically the one piece of “evidence” that is actually not evidence against him.

You left me alone when you went on that cruise and I got bored!

Really nice to see Roscoe today!

Opal who took care of the pets when you went on the cruise ? Left alone what did you think would happen ?

“But there are other dogs around. You don’t know one didn’t get inside.”

Next time, when Roscoe has finished the book, he’ll leave it in the cat litter box.

Just trying to digest a good story.

Roscoe loves finding a good book he can sink his teeth into.

Foxed. The pages are foxed.

For once, Roscoe is guilty.

He just wants some attention, Opal…

Bad boy Roscoe. Those are puppy antics. We turned our dog Carmy’s taking stuff that doesn’t belong to her and turned it into asking her to bring an item to us, like slippers and her leash, as examples. She feels useful and we are all happy.

Shocked that Opal didn’t blame Earl. Almost as shocked that Earl didn’t do it.

That’s what we do.

Yep, the dog’s guilty. If it were the cat, the pages would be confetti.

If I were a JUDGE……. I’d throw the book at him..!!!!

Dog ear a page in a book to me means 1 corner was folded over so the page can be relocated again

If it is Hillary’s autobiography, then it’s no pity.