Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 18, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  almost 3 years ago

    “Sir, I wanted an Uber, not a Youber.”

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Give him a “Gibbs” across the the back of his head.

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    Digital Frog  almost 3 years ago

    They must be in a VW – The driver has Farfrompoopen.

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    Jeff0811  almost 3 years ago

    According to my wife, Miralax works wonders. What, TMI? I know, I’ve been there. She started to sing the praises of a new sports bra she got. I told her she was channeling Jane Russell.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    With cell phone, it seems almost too easy to just tune someone out.

    Often with over-sharing comes under-caring.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’m going to assume that he was talking about the traffic.

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    Kaputnik  almost 3 years ago

    But enough about my bowel movements. Did I tell you about my rash?

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    bxclent  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    more like ride over i am getting out here

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t think I’d want to sit directly behind him.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 3 years ago

    He suddenly regretted saying he’d take a “Hard Pass”, on that subject.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    funny

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