I have an alligator rule. If my ball is within 50 feet of a alligator, that ball belongs to said gator, and I get a free drop at least 50 feet from the alligator and no closer to the hole.
That fancy-shmancy golf ball washer looks just like an alligator! That must be one o’them highfalutin’, exclusive country club and golf courses… I’m not sure I could afford to hunt golfs there!
Have your caddy grab that pussy willow in the water, tickle the gators nose with it and when he opens his mouth to sneeze, hit the ball with a soft five iron. Oh yeah, then run like hell.
According to the song, “The Battle of New Orleans” , you should be able to apply gun powder to the alligator’s tail area, then when you fire it up, it will cause the ball to shoot forward. The ‘gator will of course lose it’s mind…Oh, and yell fore in case there are any Brits near-by.
Leojim almost 3 years ago
No Bleeb, it is not a goal, unless of course your goal is to see that guy get eaten by the crocodile / alligator whatever.
Hey golfer dude, don’t you think an iron would be more effective than a wood for this shot?
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
Maybe you can reach the green if you run fast enough and he doesn’t catch you. He’s looking mighty hungry.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Looks more like a wiffleball than a golf ball… remember what happened to Chubbs Peterson in Happy Gilmore!
stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bleeb walks on water.
maureenmck Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Now, that is one happy reptile!
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
Just aim for where the ’gator is GONNA be!
Nate England almost 3 years ago
Ali-DARE!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
This might be a good time to take a penalty stroke (rather than trying to hit it where it lies).
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
FORE!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
One just walked into a post office in FL. Got to the head of the line, no problem!
jbduncan almost 3 years ago
You just can’t reason with a reptile- take a drop, on the other side of the fairway.
Aficionado almost 3 years ago
I think that Bleeb is warning the golfer to stay back and not to try it.
Aficionado almost 3 years ago
I have an alligator rule. If my ball is within 50 feet of a alligator, that ball belongs to said gator, and I get a free drop at least 50 feet from the alligator and no closer to the hole.
flemmingo almost 3 years ago
Bleeb will be an appetizer for that gator!
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That fancy-shmancy golf ball washer looks just like an alligator! That must be one o’them highfalutin’, exclusive country club and golf courses… I’m not sure I could afford to hunt golfs there!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This is another one of those situations I put in the category of “Let the Wookie win.”
lazycat almost 3 years ago
I love the smile on the gator’s face.
MichaelHelwig almost 3 years ago
You’re closer to the Green Green Grass Of Home.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Change golf courses!
hilldale almost 3 years ago
I sense another Florida Man story in the news.
sobrown51 almost 3 years ago
The penalty for a ball drop is less than the penalty for trying to hit it where it lies in this case.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
You can’t outrun the gator, so don’t try. Take the penalty and move on slowly…..
the lost wizard almost 3 years ago
The jaws of a dilemma. That penalty stroke could cost me the game.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Surely nothing bad would come from this right?
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Play it where it lays…
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Have your caddy grab that pussy willow in the water, tickle the gators nose with it and when he opens his mouth to sneeze, hit the ball with a soft five iron. Oh yeah, then run like hell.
corpcasselbury almost 3 years ago
In this situation, I believe that I would just take the penalty.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
According to the song, “The Battle of New Orleans” , you should be able to apply gun powder to the alligator’s tail area, then when you fire it up, it will cause the ball to shoot forward. The ‘gator will of course lose it’s mind…Oh, and yell fore in case there are any Brits near-by.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And you may end up with a few extra “tees”… depending on how hard and quickly you swing.
tinstar almost 3 years ago
I’m rather doubtful that “play it where it lies” applies here.
scpandich almost 3 years ago
The golfer should go for it. That way, when the gator comes after the golfer, Bleeb, who is currently cut off, will be able to escape.
ars731 almost 3 years ago
Bleeb: Take the Penality Stroke!