Close to Home by John McPherson for June 02, 2021

Far out man…… :-} beam me up ∆

Phone home Bleeb!

Major Tom, time to leave the capsule if you dare!

You’d think that since so-called UFOs were described for at least two thousand years we would have something to show alien existence. Just normal events misinterpreted. Or hoaxes.

“As your doctor if an alien invasion is right for you!” ;D

Call your doctor for more than 11 side effects in clinical trials…

Nalic?!?!? I would have at least expected Viagra.

…and then Alice gave me another pill and I saw Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Someone had ´shrooms for lunch!

Say No!!!

Is this covered under my health insurance?

I hope these aren’t innuendos. We’re not in Italy, are we?

I thought they were reclassified as UAP

Unidentified Aerial Phenomena

One report I read listed descriptions such as: pill, medicine capsules (as referenced in the cartoon), spheres, acorns, and metallic blimp.

Metallic blimp?? Let the Led Zeppelin jokes begin!

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The UAPs should be white and going into a Tic Tac box.

Side effects may include, but not limited to, laser beams, death rays, photon torpedoes, and in some rare instances – death.

Looks like Bleeb is flying in first class.

The Mother ship is not even child-proof.

10 mg’s are larger than I remember.

Bleeb’s thinking, “They’re not from my homeworld.”

Actually, the giant at the top of the beanstalk just dropped his meds.

I wonder. Whyizzit there were no reports of UFO sitings before, say, 1920?