Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 10, 2021

Daily Problem

∫ ln(x) dx = ?

Hi guys! wow the comment section is very empty now. Here’ today’s quote “If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining.”Have a good day!

Lol teddy’s face on the 4th panel

This ain’t looking to good….

teddy’s infected now

9/10

That’s a lot of bags… is there no such thing as a family or party size, or anything?

but, I’m pretty sure Teddy and Francis had tried cheez doodles before and neber acted like this… calling it now: the new cheez doodles batch has something in them

NOW TEDDY IS ADDICTED???

I think even I might be craving cheez doodles now…

oh god, ive been gone for months, whats happening?

Oh crap

I don’t know if I said this before, but there aren’t any Cheez Doodles in my country. Instead we have Cheetos, which I think is the next best thing (though Nate would say otherwise). However, my dad keeps buying them only for my mom who likes Cheetos more than I do. That gives me an idea as part of my idea for an epic story-line where the Wright family somehow find Nate’s long-gone mother and reunite. His mother would like Cheez Doodles more than Nate does and every time he tries to have some, his dad would stop him and say “NO, Nate, you can’t have any, they’re for your soon-to-be-again mother.” So Nate would try to find a way to convince Dad to call off the wedding then divorce again. Unlikely, but I’d love to see all that happen..

Uh-oh! Nate’s obsession is contagious!

ahh i see here give the problem to teddy instead of nate

oh no, DR. cesspool to the cafeteria, we have confirmed that cheez doodles are a virus, called CHEEZ-86.

Good surprise!

UH OH… NATE 2.0

I love how the hearts are orange.

I made a stickman!!! (=/)-l<

Oh great, now teddy’s going to have an addiction

So the addiction just transfers instead of going away……

I’d love to see this addiction spreading around the school to the point where it becomes some sort of epidemic :P

News report: Eleven-year-olds are developing a new addiction to Cheez Doodles. “They’re so irresistible”, says 6th grader Teddy Ortiz…

Does anyone here notice that cheezdoodles have the same affect as a certain drug

Oh great. Now Teddy is addicted to Cheez Doodles. To be honest, I didn’t think the arc would go this way! Nice twist! Also, for those who are wondering, I haven’t posted my story this week because I’m studying for finals. But I will post the story Saturday.

GAH, FORGOT TO GET UP EARLY YESTERDAY! Oh well, at least here’s Part 3. If I don’t release Part 4 tomorrow, I will-

DUMB ULTRA NATE GOES TO MARS: PART 3

Every1 is in their seats, waiting for da winner to bee announced. Ok maybe not every1. Is this hard to read?

Mrs. Godfrey: the winner iz…. NATE!

Nate: YayAyayYAYyayyYAyyaYAY!

Nate does the Orange Justice on his desk in celebrattion. Howeva, mrs. gas station screams at him 4 nothin

Mrs. Godfrey: I I IIAAAAJAJAJJAHHAHHHHH SCREAMMMMMMMMMMM

Nate: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

He gets scared too his seat.

Mrs. Godfrey: i DIdn’T mEAN U, Nate! I mEANt oTher NaTe!

Nate: WhAT?!!!?!?!?

oTher NaTe: HOORAY! I AM WIN!

Nate: nooNOonONOOoonOOOO THERE HAS 2 BEE SOME MISTAKE

Mrs. Godfrey: and as another prize, you can take 2 friends with u. who will they bee?

oTher NaTe: hmmmmmm. how about N҉a҉t҉e҉ ҉W҉r҉i҉g҉h҉t҉. and Nick Blonsky? we’re gonna dDEsTroy MarS!

N҉a҉t҉e҉ ҉W҉r҉i҉g҉h҉t҉. and Nick Blonsky fLOsS 2 dA FRoNT oF da RoOM. EVerY1 iS CrINGEIng!

N҉a҉t҉e҉ ҉W҉r҉i҉g҉h҉t҉. : H̶̼̞͋o̸͓͚̓̐͗ō̵̱͙̏̔r̵͓̮͂̓̈́̈́a̸̰̹̖̎̾̇́͜ỹ̸̘̭ͅ!̴̘̹̹̻̉̌͆ ̵̹͔̌ẁ̴̗͚̩̭́ḫ̸̽͝y̸̼̭̌͊͆̓ ̶̡̖̲͗̅ï̵̘̰̦̌͝s̵̢̭͕̱͐ ̴̬̙̓t̸͙̀h̷̝̞͕̋̑̓ė̶͍r̴̢̟̔ȅ̴͖̬̠̫̔͆ ̴̱͗͂̈͝s̶̩̥̮̝͠ṭ̴̯̒a̸̛͎͔̿̾̉ṫ̴̞̤̉̀ì̵̹̍̄͜c̴̣̩͋̄ ̵̡̧̨̦́̋a̸̬͠r̸͔̞̽̐̓ŏ̴̧̈͆͝u̸̙̳͔̿́̆ṅ̵̤̻͍͕̍d̴̼̃̚͝ ̸͚͖̜͐̈́͠m̷̼̌͗ͅe̵̺͉͒̈́ḣ̴͎̤̩̉̕͝ͅ.̵͉͎͘

Mrs. Godfrey: HaVE fUN!!!!!!

Fart breath kicks oTher NaTe, N҉a҉t҉e҉ ҉W҉r҉i҉g҉h҉t҉. , and Nick Blonsky into OutER sPAce in2 maRS! da bell rings and everyone gets YeeTed out!

PART 3 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Oh no…

Well Teddy’s going to get addicted soon. 9/10 for today

i pray for teddy that the ones he ate where not the one’s in his…well..y’know…..

There goes another one

Love at first taste. Also, teddy will no longer need to eat lunch.

Tiresome product placement.

“Would it hurt, JR, if we made them slightly addictive?”

Oh no, if Teddy falls in love with Cheez Doodles it will be just as bad as Nate even worse.

What will be very good? If Paige said that she wanted to get back with Teddy! That would be amazing! I hope Peirce is reading this.

It depends. Not all cheesy poofs have the same texture, and they all seem to have a different salt level. And those are just the orange ones. The organic white ones are a different breed altogether.

For a change of pace, may I suggest Osem Bambas, which are like Cheez Doodles but are peanut-butter-flavored (obviously don’t eat if you’re allergic to peanuts).

fun fact: teddy’s parents are math teachers and thats the reason his middle name is actually the square root symbol

Can you see this comment?

Now teddy has the bug!

This could be a zombie apocolypse if Nate tells everyone to try them

ThatDude4 if you see this thank you for letting me use your username.

Oh no….

OH NO!!! TEDDY’S INFECTED!!! GOTTA LIKE THIS ONE!!! LOL!

I wonder if Francis is gonna be like teddy too…

Teddy has the Physically-Impossible-To-Go-A-Day-Without-Cheez-Doodles-Itis Nate already has.

Shrek is back, not shreik 10 btw

Everyone

When was the last time you were nice to your sibling?

If you don’t have siblings

When was the last time you were nice to a friend

If you don’t have friends-

When was the last time your were nice to someone ✨

Xd Teddy don’t fall into Nates traps

Teddy: I WON’T (Eats Cheez Doodles) I’m I’m in love

List of Prank Ideas (In celebration because next week is hopefully Prank Day):

- Hacking into Mr. Galvin’s phone and sending an district-wide email about his much he’s in love with Ms. LaChance (A reference to an older Sunday strip and a prank from last year)

- Hiring the Red Sox to sing how much Mrs. Godfrey resembles a baseball

- Covering the floor of the gym with Super Glue- Putting a video on the school website of Principal Nichols dancing to the ‘Big Kahuna’ theme song

- Putting durians under the cafeteria

Note: These will not be the actual pranks Nate does, nor are these suggestions to hopefully be used when Prank Day does come around. I just thought it would be fun to imagine Nate pulling off these pranks. Anyways have a great day! (Reposted)

What’s up guys! Kreekcraft here today we’re going to be piggy and stuff.

lol teddys face

Teddy’s now addicted? When will Cheez Doodles ever get banned in PS.38?

Cheez doodle – the gateway junk food. So Nate is a “cheez doodles” pusher. Steppenwolf had a song about The Pusher Man…..

I thought those were hot doggos for a sec ngl

oh no

Ah, such a beautiful day! Sun’s shinin in a beautiful way!

Let’s see. (eats a cheez doodle) ThEy’Re DeLiCiOuS yUm YuM yUmMy!!!

I do not like green eggs and ham

Someone: Eats a cheez Doodle

Him: My nervous system, lungs, liver, brain and a lot of more stuff are covered in orange powdery cheez doodles.

This arc will turn out DeLiCiOuS!!!

hello, I just changed my profile! there were not many options for me so this is the one I chose. Do you like it? :)

is francis sick today?

Bet you can’t eat one……

Now what? Teddy’ll be the one, who will have a Cheez-Doodle obsession?

Really teddy?

Hmmmm, cheez doodles

wow.

2 comments a minute rule

This arc rating 8 out of 10.

You can’t have just one. It’s scientifically impossible.

A transfer of the addiction, huh? This should prove interesting.

What on earth has happened to this comment section? This is not how I left it.

is teddy gonna be the new nate?

oh, god.

hey, what is everyone’s zodiac signs? my is Aquarius.

Not what I expected but a welcome surprise.

teddy’s face…

MY alt got banned

Teddy’s addicted to cheese doodles? Aw man, Paige should have been there.

Who here thinks that Teddy is going to stay addicted to cheese doodles?

gangggggggggggggggggggggggggg

gg

Hello, I am Captain falcon, I really like this arc

Oh no, It’s contagious

NATE MIGHT GET OUT OF HIS CHEEZ DOODLES HABIT

and now Nate shares his own “addiction”…sweet, I guess.

Now Francis is gonna have to deal with two cheez doodle obsessed problems

On a morbid note, I’m thinking of John Kay (Steppenwolf) growling: “G.D.” the pusher man on that infamous first album……

no nate deal them elsewhere the other kids might get hooked

God damn! The pusher man!

Poll Cheese doodles or cheetos?

Cheez Doodles are sold in New York

A lotta comments already

Hmmmmm

adictive.

I love cheez doodles too

YALL IMA MAKE A STATEMENT

i have been on gocomics for 10 months now. and ive seen GROSS form, jerks come together to bully, and polls that are off subject. don´t judge others or go off task. don´t judge others. judge the comic.

so fun

Oh god. I think this is starting to be an infection. A Cheez Doodle one, at that…

Before Teddy Francis:Yeah Nate Maybe Godfrey is Moonlighting in the hall of oddities After Teddy Francis: Ms Godfrey is a good teacher

hello

Guess Nate loves Cheez Doodles as much as I love annoying Masky! w

he does not want to eat ripoffs of chetos#amprobiden

impressive haul.

cheez doodle fever

hi guys remember me i think i was banned for a slight bit of spam wont do it again tho happy to be back managed to figure out hoe to make a new account

To anyone who can be a risk taker

Say the first letter of your full name

Mine:ESDVC (I use this in Minecraft u_u)

Nate just created another Cheez doodle addict.

So, monosodium glutamate drags another soul to hell. Do none of you commenters know about MSG or its various titles?

does anyone know javascript?

Today’s random comic: https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2000/10/30

Teddy looks like he saw the most beautiful girl lol XD

Hi everyone! Here is a question you know your name irl right now if you wanted to change it what would it be?

Mine would be Sofía :)

Wow

who can guess my real name

poll: which is better Nate or Cheez Doodles

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Nice

cool arc

I think Nate has ADHD. Here’s why: (before a bunch of angry 6 year olds swarm me, know that ADHD is not necessarily a bad thing, just a different way of working)According to

(https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/adhd/diagnosis.html)

Symptoms of ADHD include inattentiveness, impulsiveness, and constant fidgeting.

Nate does not often pay attention: not in school, not in sports(https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/1999/04/25), (https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2001/09/30)not even when people are talking directly to him(https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2013/04/12). He also jumps from one thought to another. He often seems to slam into people(https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2003/08/24), (https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2015/09/14), which means he doesn’t pay attention when he walks. Nate is also impulsive. Not physically impulsive, but he does seem to shout out/doing stuff he regrets(https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2015/03/01), (https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2002/04/03), and not think things through. Nate constantly fidgets and he is unable to sit still(https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2009/01/14), (https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2017/05/14).

These are just some examples of Nate’s ADHD-like behavior. There are many more examples of this that I didn’t have time to cover. If there are any potholes in my theory, please let me know.

Poll: Favorite big Nate character?

mmm cheez diodle

You guys know that commenter called “Error”?

That guy’s me. I’m him on Google Chrome, and I’m this guy on safari.

So just know: Whenever you see him and I, we’re the same person.

how did the ceez dooldes do that

Always trust a Nate

Thunder and Lightning shall strike

I am the real Mr.Beast. I have 80 dollars in my wallet. Want some?

This math is so confusing because i am in 4th grade

plus being ten years old is a punch in the face

You want to know something? It’s not worth it staying up until midnight to get featured

Oh boy, here we go again

UMAI

wow.I-I-I-I-I….

Okay, this arc is getting confusing.

Man, there’s a lot of “drugs” comments on this strip.

And now Teddy is addicted.

How