The Barn by Ralph Hagen for May 15, 2021

Heads I win, tails you lose.

Russian ransomware hackers have nothing on that sheep.

Rory never runs out of schemes, dreams and cons! LOL

Next week Rory’s opening a real estate company in the Florida Everglades.

Rory must have worked for the CRA at one time. (CRA = Canadian version of the IRS)

C’mere, Rory. I want to dress you! (Reaches for cutlery, herbs, and spices.)

I want to know what the prize is.

Honest to gosh, when I worked in a Department Store, they had us mark $2.49 gallons of paint as “2 for $5”. Sold them out…

There was a store owner when Dad was a kid that sold something as “a nickel each or 3 for a quarter”. People would ask him the price just to hear him talk, he was an Armenian refugee from WWI, not something you saw much in the Ozarks during the 30’s.

Rory must be running our local grocery store. They sell dinner rolls at 50 cents each or six for $3.50

Well, that explains a lot.

Typing of reruns, I once saw ’ Robert Hogan’ become a voluntary mute until he faked talking to Otto Bismarck who wasn’t in Bullfrog, ND.

Hopping bullfrogs aren’t dozers.

Urgent Sketch PGA Disclaimer: THE RORY YOU HAVE BEEN ABOUT TO SEE IS NOT McILROY.

Rory knows how to fleece the public.

3 fer $20??? What a rip!