Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for May 14, 2021

Because he ain’t no normal cat.

Normalizing a personality shouldn’t automatically be the “correct expectation” anywayYou be you, cat

I evolved elevator shoes when I was 16. Then it escalated.

Why am I thinking Elmer Fudd and a push button house?

I may need to install one in my house :-))

In a word. No.

Retract the lift and strand him up there.

Why do it yourself when you can be lazy and have technology do it for you, eh?

Obviously, he has discovered the Keebler Elves factory…

Is it a lazy cartoonist that puts “Clicks” instead of “Click Click Click Click”?

(ºᴗº)

I miss Annie! Where is Annie. sob…

He just had his nails done and doesn’t want to mess them up. Would that be a caticure?

Normal Cat = oxymoron No such Thing

what happened to Annie?

An incorrect use of “evolve”. The cats are a product of eugenic manipulation by extra terrestrials to ordinary cats. Also not evolution.

But that way, is more cooler!