Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 20, 2021

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    momofalex7  about 3 years ago

    She’s right, you know.

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    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    She has three fingers, a thumb that bends the wrong way, and no nostrils. Hey, MY disbelief is suspended…

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    You can plays all you want with stuffed toy bears, Goldilocks. But keeps away from our bear caves if you knows what’s good for you!

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    Otto Knowbetter  about 3 years ago

    How do you live happily ever?

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Jade seems a bit jaded.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well then, sounds like you’re ready for Nightmare on Elm Street 2021!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 3 years ago

    G.K. Chesterton (later paraphrased by both Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman) wrote of the value of fairy tales:

    “Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon.”

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    Lablubber   about 3 years ago

    Peter Falk never had this problem.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 3 years ago

    I’ve heard that Hungarian fairy tales typically end with, in translation, “And they lived happily until they died.”

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 3 years ago

    From the mouths of babes.

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    cwg  about 3 years ago

    You might need to wait a few more years then.

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