Just how long is he planning on living ?
" Well, since you ask, I may not be your dream come true, but I am your preyer."
Praying Mantis? Would it be more descriptive as Preying Womantis?
Those were his last words!!
Headed for trouble, one way or another!
My advice. Be headed.
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you’re one very lucky Mantis
Buy her a beer, she can take the head off that.
Let’s not get a head of ourselves.
Since she has to devour the male to get protein to nourish her eggs, all he has to do is buy her a big steak dinner.
It’s a Catch 22 here. Does he really want to “get lucky” tonight?
The problem was finding a male bartender who would agree to work those nights…
Make sure her eyes are closed, then pull out early.
You could be just moments away from a very bad experience. Use your head or lose it.
One pick-up line you’re likely to hear here, “Do you do head?”.
Funny to read this immediately before today’s “Half Full.”
’scuse me, but I need to hit the head.
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
KA7DRE Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just how long is he planning on living ?
Kind&Kinder about 3 years ago
" Well, since you ask, I may not be your dream come true, but I am your preyer."
Zykoic about 3 years ago
Praying Mantis? Would it be more descriptive as Preying Womantis?
STEPUP about 3 years ago
Those were his last words!!
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Headed for trouble, one way or another!
SmallMeadow about 3 years ago
My advice. Be headed.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 3 years ago
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you’re one very lucky Mantis
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Buy her a beer, she can take the head off that.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Let’s not get a head of ourselves.
SunflowerGirl100 about 3 years ago
Since she has to devour the male to get protein to nourish her eggs, all he has to do is buy her a big steak dinner.
rich5021 about 3 years ago
It’s a Catch 22 here. Does he really want to “get lucky” tonight?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
The problem was finding a male bartender who would agree to work those nights…
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
Make sure her eyes are closed, then pull out early.
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
You could be just moments away from a very bad experience. Use your head or lose it.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
One pick-up line you’re likely to hear here, “Do you do head?”.
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
Funny to read this immediately before today’s “Half Full.”
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
’scuse me, but I need to hit the head.