Oh dear! It would seem that our haughty black widow has broken a nail, or gotten some of that cesspool swill under her claws. Time for the sex-starved Bolgani to show up, grab June and drag her off into the jungle for some fun and games. So wrap this up, slap on the cuffs and end this terrible tale lifted from Hemingway’s “The Macomber Affair”! Jolly bad show eh, old chaps?
If they plan to hand her over to the authorities, they’ll have a hard time proving all that. Of course, they could just abandon her in the jungle and be done with it.
WAITAMINUTEHERE! We’re missing an adverb. “An almost perfect crime, commented Tarzan…” Smugly? Gleefully? Cordially?, lustfully (maybe having some ideas about how to punish June…)?
profkatz almost 3 years ago
Oh dear! It would seem that our haughty black widow has broken a nail, or gotten some of that cesspool swill under her claws. Time for the sex-starved Bolgani to show up, grab June and drag her off into the jungle for some fun and games. So wrap this up, slap on the cuffs and end this terrible tale lifted from Hemingway’s “The Macomber Affair”! Jolly bad show eh, old chaps?
Out of the Past almost 3 years ago
An almost perfect crime, Tarzan commented, except for one minor flaw: It’s the most absurd cock and bull story I ever heard.
Gent almost 3 years ago
And they’d have gotten away with it too, if not for meddling Tarzan!
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 3 years ago
That plan ranks right up there with Tarzan’s “Dig a Pit” plan. And I do mean rank.
Polsixe almost 3 years ago
Filler strip. After all that, the writer needed to catch his breath.
R.R.Bedford almost 3 years ago
Ah, come on, stake her to the ant hill and be done with her.
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
If they plan to hand her over to the authorities, they’ll have a hard time proving all that. Of course, they could just abandon her in the jungle and be done with it.
Galimatias almost 3 years ago
Her husband will probably take her back and I won’t like it.
LoneDog almost 3 years ago
Apeman gettin’ a bit wordy there.
Bubba_Boo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Where’s the action? They should be running away from something, at least.
A R V reader almost 3 years ago
Her scheme would’ve work if it haven’t been for that meddling ape-man and his… ok, just him.
Ray*C almost 3 years ago
WAITAMINUTEHERE! We’re missing an adverb. “An almost perfect crime, commented Tarzan…” Smugly? Gleefully? Cordially?, lustfully (maybe having some ideas about how to punish June…)?
anomaly almost 3 years ago
Except the witch doctor had an automatic transmission; no clutch. That was the fatal flaw in her story.