Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 19, 2021

It might be a bit chili.

I never salsa such a thing like this.

Just remember, no double-dipping here!

“Make sure it’s quick. You know what happens when you stay in too long.”

“… And once you come out, that’s it – you can’t go back in.”

You’ll be soggy!

Have you checked the temperature, Chip? “Mild” would be good, but if it says, "Hot as Hell, " try at least to find a “Medium!”

“Did you just… double dip?”

OLE!

He really should stick around for the sour cream facial.

Da water, it is hot, yes?

Thanks for chippin’ in.

Weather forecast – Chili today, hot tamale.

NEW YORK CITY???

Don’t worry you won’t need the towel. Yum