Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 12, 2021

Don’t have a “fallout” over it.

Is the radio active?

Too late now, if the place blows she blows!

“Well can’t you just call Zorzix next door and have her check? You left her the spare key, right?”

Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected. This is why they always disappear soon after a brief appearance on earth.

“That’s okay. We can just get one here.”

now he’s gonna worry the whole time he’s fishin’…

If it’s on, the meter is running.

Other alien shakes head.

You better phone home!

Should’ve downloaded “Nest” before leaving.

My wife ALWAYS unplugs the toaster before we leave the house. One day I asked why she doesn’t unplug the stove, too. She hasn’t been able to leave the house since.

I guess we better look for a new home.

There is an ‘app’ for that.

You might have thought about pants, unless you have pockets built-in.

That’s unclear.