Actually, they’re trying to mate with the big tire segments on the road.
Don’t be sealy!
Pretty elaborate story. He must have given it some thought ahead of time. And THAT’S funny.
Sounds like Dad has been trying the edibles.
What, to get the kid to throw out throw pillows?
I thought they came from wicked Pastor P. Dick.
I think Dad may be in The Mattrix.
Thoreau pillows. Poetic justice.
Why does the son have to ride in the back seat… he’s too old for a child car seat.
Some come from Hong Kong.
You are definitely giving your kid stories to tell is kids, or his Psychiatrist, whichever comes first……
Well meaning people who are being responsible and taking them to the dump but don’t notice when they blow off the top of their roofs…(snicker – who am I fooling?)
So, his wife invites aliens to their bed?
Even the kid’s not stupid enough to buy that one.
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Mattresses
That explains a lot.
eromlig about 3 years ago
Actually, they’re trying to mate with the big tire segments on the road.
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
Don’t be sealy!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
Pretty elaborate story. He must have given it some thought ahead of time. And THAT’S funny.
BearsDown Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sounds like Dad has been trying the edibles.
Ubintold about 3 years ago
What, to get the kid to throw out throw pillows?
6th Billiard Ball Student about 3 years ago
I thought they came from wicked Pastor P. Dick.
Doug K about 3 years ago
I think Dad may be in The Mattrix.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Thoreau pillows. Poetic justice.
chromosome Premium Member about 3 years ago
Why does the son have to ride in the back seat… he’s too old for a child car seat.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Some come from Hong Kong.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
You are definitely giving your kid stories to tell is kids, or his Psychiatrist, whichever comes first……
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well meaning people who are being responsible and taking them to the dump but don’t notice when they blow off the top of their roofs…(snicker – who am I fooling?)
Bill The Nuke about 3 years ago
So, his wife invites aliens to their bed?
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Even the kid’s not stupid enough to buy that one.
bxclent Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Mattresses
abraxas about 3 years ago
That explains a lot.