The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 10, 2021

Maybe, you could hum a few bars…..

This is new to me but I understand Gladys. For example, I often forget what I wanted to do within a few seconds. But, being out of tune like a broken bell from now on I will avoid singing.

Mom couldn’t carry a tune and neither can my brother nor I. In fact, Mom and I almost made Dad run off the road on a long trip in ’46.

♪ The wheels in Brutus’ head go ’round and ’round ♪

Brutus, the world has suffered enough, without your “singing?!!” Please, spare us!!

;-)

Just keep it in the shower.

I gave up singing, and mot just for Lent. Many years ago people were kind enough to point out that my singing was really bad. But I didn’t quit right away. I just did it in private. That is until the day that I was driving in my car alone singing with the radio and the other drivers begged me to stop singing. ;-)

It’s not a factor of what YOU remember doing Brutus as much as it is what SHE remembers you doing.;D

She’s more worried that you’ll sing show tunes.

We got a full size keyboard for my wife recently, turns out I end up playing it more than she does. Best feature is it has a headphone jack. I find that learning/playing new songs helps with my memory. (I made a reference to Louis Armstrong a few days back… that was one of the songs I recently learned.)

“Forget about it, Brutus.”

he must be a bad singer or something.

My sister in law, which is more like a sister, likes to needle me about singing with the radio. She actually enjoys it when me and her boyfriend get together and play guitars and sing. Poor Brutus. Gladys is serious.

Can’t remember yesterday’s lunch but i know by heart the lyrics to literally hundreds of songs.

Psst, Brutus. Maybe singing drives away Gargoyles…

(^  ⌣ʖ^)

Don’t do anything rash. In other words, forget it.

Brutus take up the bagpipes. She’ll beg you to sing!

I rarely agree with Gladys but on this one I will. Your memory is not that bad. Don’t upset the household any more than it already is Brutus…….

Noise pollution!

You’ll forget some or most of the words Brutus!

Sorry Thorny, you’re my hero but I am with Gladys on this one.

Dance like no ones watching. Sing like no ones listening. Either way I can clear a room pretty fast!

I can imagine that singing can reduce memory loss. There was a time, when I was ten, that “Puff the Magic Dragon” got stuck in my head for days and I couldn’t forget it ! Pretty amazing, huh?

Oh come on Gladys, you can at least let Brutus sing in the shower.

Brutus, you should start singing at work!

Don’t Brutus and Gladys sing in the shower together?