Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 05, 2021

Well…

It’s a “Wake up and smell the coffee, daddy-O” doll.

With a coffee cup glued to his left hand???

Hard to say, what with all those pins stuck in it.

What? And he’s not getting royalties for the use of his image? It’s time to call a lawyer. It’s not right. Who actually reads the terms and conditions, anyway?

The doll comes with its own coffee maker and nap couches accessories…

Poorly dressed?

Pot belly?

Funky smell?

All of the above?

I’m sensing a taste of copywrite infringement, here. Cinnamon with a hint of spearmint.

Yeah…. let’s go with that

Adam, it has an Official Membership Card in the Slovenly Legion Of Bums…

Where could this arc possibly go?

This needs to be investigated more I would say…….

Oh, I want one for my desk! We can be slovenly and hang out drinking coffee together :-)

Kids bring toys to school?

Ah, she did say it looked like you.

Trust Adam to cut to the important issue.

Suuuurrrrre – if an outfit of shorts on white-legged knobby knees and having a nose the size of a doorknob is handsome…

So that’s why that guy was spying on him!