Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 25, 2021

“AS or SS”, Guys? You decide!

1 more month before school ends

Go Amanda!

Maybe Randy should get plastic surgery

yikes

Second, how in the world is there alreadfy 9 comments

Poll: hamburger or hot dogs reply in comments

Let’s get this featured

I’m not first oofShould I sleep

does this mean her doll is a weapon?

I must admit, Nates nice for helping ou

doll

Hi everyone, how are you? I hope you are doing good! wow, this is why you shouldn’t mess with miranda. anyway have a good day!

The character that I hate more than Kim in Miranda.

genius! it’s payback time

nice

10/10

ROASTED!

BONK 5000000000000

How bizarre. Never have I thought I’d see Miranda defend Nate, let alone them joining forces.

that’s awesome but why did Miranda put ball bearings in her doll..? Actually, I’d rather not know

randy in the big nate book series at the end: maybe i don’t want to be the bad guy anymore

that doll with the boxing gloves looks tough sure but can she beat matt

Randy, when will you learn…

Miranda is awesome tbh

Later

Uno reverse card

im calling it impossible to get first comic nowadays

debs gives me a sort of “edgy 12 year old who discovered what the communism is, saw one meme about it and act like they are completely devoted to it” sort of vibe

Ok I’m gonna attempt commenting frequently now. Anyways, comic related: Randy totally wasn’t expecting that, however he deserved it. Also what is going on the the comment sections? Another war?

what is the point of spamming? (I know this is ironic) don’t spam in the the replies but try getting me fetured so the spammers can see.

wouldn’t ball bearings make the doll lose its shape?

He deserved that

hi

Girls just wanna have fun…

Payback time!

serves him right.

get oofed randy

Miranda has an Instagram account?

ARMYWAYS PART 6 (WARNING: VIOLENCE AND CRAP AND CRUD ARE USED): I stormed out of the house into the driveway, where Francis and Dee Dee were waiting. I shoved Francis out of the way, got my skateboard, and went top speed to the crappy beach. “Oh, crud,” I said. An officer was guarding the tree. I kicked him out the way, then went to the base. Only after that did I realized that Speedster had followed me. “Speedster!” I said in hushed voice. Then, Speedster was asleep. “Oh, crap and crud,” I said. A dart hit me.

I know this was short, but I’m out of ideas. If you could give me some, that would be helpful! PART 7 TOMORROW

I’m still questioning how a like, 6 year old girl can lift a doll filled with ball bearings

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/04/11/

Why does a 6 year old have a smartphone and an instagram account? Is she just using Randy’s?

I just started reading this not long ago and even I know not to mess with Miranda.

Cocomelon passed pewdiepie :(

Karma Alert.

I’ve missed the Miranda strips. Hopefully we get more of them.

This is the only time that nate and miranda get along

Saving Up Notifications Day 9:

Notification Count: 192 (I managed to have 201 yesterday though)

Bullseye!

9/10 comic

Randy deserved that

That is what you get for teasing and bullying Randy!!! >:D

Ch.1: Powers

My name is James Hudson, me and 2 others were jailed. Their names are Nate Wright and Gabriel Guu(call him Gabe for short). We were jailed just for hanging out. I had an idea, we went through the vents and escaped out of Alcatraz, After that police search teams were everywhere. We were called armed and dangerous. We were in a shelter but the police found us there and we killed the first group but then the reinforcements came. Suddenly, something took over my body. A few seconds later all the cops were on the floor. I knew what happened , that force was Speed. My friends said I was teleporting. Guess I was running really fast. The thing me and my friends have in common is that we are all smart. A few cops got back up and Nate said ¨WHAT’S HAPPENING!?¨ I think the same thing was happening to him too but it was different, he wasn’t fast, he was Strong. Stronger than Hulk. The next thing I knew soldiers were rushing through the door. Gabe was gone. There was a floating knife for some reason. After all the soldiers fell, Gabe started to appear. He was holding the floating knife. The knife wasn´t floating, he was invisible. We saw a book that said ¨Descendants¨ we flipped through it until we saw something glowing. It said that there were 3 groups called the 3 S groups, The Strong, The Speedy and The Stealthy. It took us 1 second to realize that we were Descendants from these groups. Nate was Strong, I was Speedy and Gabe was Stealthy. End of Ch.1

Y’all need to learn that this is a COMIC WEBSITE AND NOT A POLITICAL WEBSITE

miranda is the new doomslayer

Oh no not another spammer

He deserved it.

phear the doll.

Today’s comic obviously hit a nerve. I think this a record for number of comments and still climbing

BIG NATE AND THE BET: Part 5

Nate was caught off guard by Dee Dee’s question. “What makes you think I was going to see you?” Nate carefully asked. “Well,” Dee Dee began, “you were coming towards the drama club table, and the only person you talk to who is in the drama club is me.” Nate could hardly argue with that. He didn’t know any of the other girls in the drama club except for Dee Dee. “Now what did you want to see me about?” Dee Dee asked again. “Well, uh…” Nate began to sweat nervously again. “What is wrong with me?” he thought.

He cast a glance over to where his friends were sitting. Both Teddy and Francis looked like they were trying to unsuccessfully conceal their laughter. Nate began to blush a little. He looked over to Randy’s table. Luckily, Randy wasn’t looking in their direction. But Nate felt a little embarrassed asking Dee Dee to the dance, especially after the fiasco that just occurred. “Do you think we could meet after school?” Nate asked Dee Dee. He felt like this would give him time to think of a plan.

I’d have Nate become popular with the girls at school for being kind to a young child.

Long live Nate, our king

The strip was enjoyable, because we got a friendly Nate/Miranda interaction and also a Randy comeuppance.

But of course my good mood had to be ruined by the comment section.

…..a lethal take on “we knew you were coming, so we baked a cake!”…………

Miranda is a salvage. what is your favorite holiday besides Halloween and Christmas? Mine is a holiday in my religion called diwali

Hard doll with balls inside.

Ow.

DEBS GOT BANNED! (I think)

Ha ha that’s funny! Hitting Randy with a metal doll! If I lived in Big Nate world, I’d be dying with laughter when I saw that on Instagram!

well, that’s one way to make an AOW (yes yes, I know this technically isn’t an AOW, but still)

stop spaming

2100 Exactly

randy was just beaten up by a doll

Who would like to join my team ANTI-DEBS?

I changed my profile picture.

Holy crap 2067 replies?

I hope some people put their comment section skills on their resume. :-D

I like how Miranda doesn’t have missing teeth when she’s angry.

Buncha morons

Ok, A-D/A.R.T.S.C.A.M, team, what now?

Wait did that guy that had the over 1000 reply comment get banned or something?

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hehe

Was that her Supergirl doll?

Everyone I think Debs got banned finally and i hope he never comes back cuz he caused way more trouble

that doll is bad*ss

Never knew there was instagram in Big Nate

Whats a ball bearing

What’s the feeling of getting banned?

The Battle of the multiverse: Miranda vs Mrs Godfrey. WHO WILL WIN?

Debs got banned lol

Nice to see how Nate has changed. In an earlier strip I remember he threw a doll into a tree when Marcus or Randy walked by.

666 comments!

Day 4 of Notification Count: 54

well this weekend flew bye…

Why not replace the foam with rocks?

Miss Shirley is much more well-rounded now.

instant karma is delish

Don’t Mess with Miranda.

Miranda and Randy are like opposite magnets. They cant really work together. I like how this comic demonstrated that. I never knew Miranda would be that helpful to Nate, then again, Nate has been helping with her dolls.

MIRANDA FOR SMASH

Moral of the story don’t mess with a three year old and a 6th grader with dolls

When Nate allies with Miranda

OOOOHHHH roasted randy never mess with Ms.Miranda

Why does a four-year-old know how to use Instagram?

That’s so cruel.

Gotcha Randy!

This is one of the best comics

Get rekt Randy

so funny I love big nate

Rest In Peace Randy

Wit Randy’s put that on Instagram he’d probably get bullied

Wait a Minute, if nate can stitch up that doll really well, then why did he do so bad in that kniting contest between nate and artur?