F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 20, 2021

Will it make the bus he hits look like a cougar??

If a Tesla plows through him and no one notices, did it still make a sound?

“You said I shouldn’t use my cell phone.

"You didn’t say anything about my laptop.”

Put on the Oculus for greater impact.

We will all have to learn how to be outside again.

Cheaper than a Peleton subscription.

And collide head on with a light pole that’s in the real world.

Great idea.

I think you should just put a stationary bike in the back of a carpool van.

Stationary bike. work from home. Yeah, that works.

You should make out your will first…..

And she’ll wait for a call from the police or the local hospital…

I heard of a world-class origamist who created a stationery bike.

Or he could use a handheld GPS or even a smart phone.

Like all the car and truck commercials. Driving along the open highway in beautiful weather. When we all know what the reality is.

I’m guessing that that’s a stationary bike and “work” is at home.