Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 13, 2021

Wonder why she recently upgraded the old man’s life insurance?

Daja Vue. I wonder if Laver has a plan to turn the tables, he doesn’t look all that stupid…..

Yawning… Morning… Why, Mr. Laver. You is a poet.

Oh boys. Here we goes again with the old hire a hunter to get rid of him in the name of a hunting accident trick.

“What’s all arranged?”

“Oh don’t worry dear, it’s all arranged”

Cue the Rhino!

I sense some Hemmingway here.

The yawn should come at the end of this instead of the beginning

“Arranged” Wink wink wink…

I can see it now, “The wounded rhino’s right over there Laver, go check it out!”

Hiring a hunter to bump off someone and make it look like a hunting accident? They just used that in the last story. Oy.

Gold-digger Ella Raines aka June Laver has it all arranged, eh? What could go wrong? Slick Bwana Johnson is about to become her latest prize with his head mounted on her trophy wall. Tired over-the hill Mr.Laver needs some strong breath mints for his bedtime and I am certain the Lavers sleep in separate beds, after all “It’s all arranged.”

Mrs Laver and Mr Johnson are looking at each other the way a kid looks at a candy shop.

Hey, it was good enough for Hemingway…., right, Francis?

apparently, the hunter does hunt whites, of the wealthy male variety; hmm wonder if Madame La Trophie signed a prenup..